A beacon of Integrity

So, do you realize that terrorists have no particular religious affiliation? This is according to the Supreme being in the White House. Funny how 98% of them have been muslim. How does that work? I am so tired of him and his administration constantly lecturing us, moralizing to us, telling us peons how stupid we are. I am tired of hearing about Jim Crow and Obama's slavery. Tell you what, I was a straight "B" student in college and I'll compare my grades to his anytime. Oh wait, he won't release his college records! Hmm maybe his grades were not so good after smoking all that dope with his communist buddies. Imagine that the first black pothead in the presidency, in fact the only pothead so far. What a shining legacy. A veritable beacon of integrity.